clotpolesonly:

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

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Hold up.

Lets assume that you used a bottle of 2% free iodine tincture, because A: that’s a commercially available, old-timey disinfectant you might reasonably keep in your kitchen and B: it’s a dark liquid that frequently comes in a brown glass dropper bottle, making it a conceivable way you could confuse iodine with vanilla extract.

That looks like a chocolate cream or mousse pie, so we’ll further assume (taking some liberties with the recipe) that you added a teaspoon and a half of the iodine solution.  A teaspoon is about 5 mL, which means that at a rate of around 20 mg of elemental iodine per 1 mL of tincture, that 150 mg of elemental iodine made it into the pie.  This obviously could vary based on the actual concentration of iodine used or it it was a Lugol’s solution or something, but we’ll use this as a baseline.

Now this iodine (assuming that it even remains moderately toxic elemental iodine during the preparation and cooking process, which is a dicey prospect at best) would then become interspersed throughout the volume of the pie.  A standard 9 inch pie pan holds around four cups (237 mL), giving the pie an elemental iodine dosage of approximately 0.36 mg per mL.

The MSDS for iodine says the LD50 (the dosage at which 50% of the tested subjects, usually lab rats, died within a predetermined time period after receiving the dosage) is 14,000 mg per kg.  At the world average weight of 62 kg, that means that a dosage with a reasonably good chance of killing an adult human being is probably around 868g.

As a result, the 10-40 mg or so (depending on how the pie was sliced, how many slices an individual eats, etc) of elemental iodine that one stands to ingest by consumption of this pie comes nowhere close to the almost a kilogram required to kill someone, and probably wouldn’t even give them so much as a stomach ache.  

Honestly the biggest danger to those to whom the pie is served is the taste, as they would be faced with the knowledge that they must either endure it or explain to their friend and/or family member that their lovingly crafted pie tastes like an early 20th century field hospital.

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sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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quillius:

thorineded:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

lee pace wasn’t kidding when he said he had to re-learn how to move his body to play thranduil

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u got sumthin 2 say you little bitch

HE TOO TWO STEPS AND WENT 30 FEET HOW THE FUCK

Lee got there in a…

pace

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theamazingrealspiderman:

wickedgreensmile:

This rug.
I need it.
It’s important to me. 

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 exclusive footage.

theamazingrealspiderman:

wickedgreensmile:

This rug.

I need it.

It’s important to me. 

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 exclusive footage.

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faery-type:

i just woke up from a dream where snoop dogg was an unquestioned class in team fortress 2

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Hold the fucking phone.

SHIELD goes through all the trouble of creating a painstakingly detailed mock-up of an authentic 1940’s recovery room, complete with furnishings and old-timey electronics, and the only thing out the window is a flat screen with a still of circa 1945 New York on it.  Never mind the lack of depth: it’s not even a panorama.  Just glance out the window from the wrong angle and you’ll catch a glimpse of cold, modern facility.

Yet it’s the wrong baseball game that tips Steve off.

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whythatsbullshit:

So let me tell you why this is bullshit.

That “cure” everyone is talking about? It isn’t a cure. It’s a drug that hadn’t even been tested on humans before we gave it to those two Americans (who were white, yes, but were also in a missionary group trying to improve the lives of African children it’s not like they were fucking tourists or something). They could have both fucking died on the spot. The only reason they even gave this unfinished, untested drug to them is because the mortality rate for ebola is like 90% anyway so they thought why the fuck not. 

Now let’s have a little thought experiment for you dipshits who seriously don’t understand the situation. Imagine we gave this “cure” to every single person in Nigeria, Guinea, Sierra Leone, and Liberia (yeah, it’s pretty fucking ignorant to just call them all “Africans”) infected with ebola (getting around the fact that it would be just about impossible to diagnose and treat every single one of them in time)… and they all died anyway. The “cure” didn’t work. 

You same fuckwads would lose your shit over that. “AMERICAN DRUG KILLS AFRICANS”, you would say. It would be all over Tumblr: “WHY DIDN’T THEY TEST THIS MORE BEFORE GIVING IT OUT OMG” and “USING AFRICANS AS TEST RATS FOR EBOLA DRUG SO WHITE PEOPLE DONT HAVE TO #RACISM”. 

You can’t really be so ignorant that you seriously think it would be a good idea to ship crates of this hitherto-unknown, untested drug to West Africa and just hope for the best.

(Source: ms---jane)

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archangel223:

That’ll be 10 groot please. 

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unexplained-events:

Dial-up sound (700% slower)

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