yupppippi:

A complete list of Robin’s catchphrases from the 1960s Batman series according to Wikipedia

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swoonforme:

thegestianpoet:

  • where does dorian gray buy his clothes?
  • at forever 21

dorian gray jokes just never get old

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The pagan gods of ancient minecraftia

shade-shypervert:

So~ I finally did the doodles of those creatures. 

I decided that there would be main guardians for each of the biomes. I can also create smaller fairies and spirits, but these are the main. Sorry for the poor quality sketches, I made ​​them very quickly, just to present the idea.

Forest:

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Swamp:

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Plane:

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Jungle:

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Desert:

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Snow:

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and mountains: 

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… an I just jhsdbcfdhgsdhhcjhsdgf about Quetzalcoatl-like guy ;w; I wanna draw him in colors)

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huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

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wannabepoesie:

andropomorphine:

americankopite:

Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.

I had to reblog this again…

Oh

wannabepoesie:

andropomorphine:

americankopite:

Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.

I had to reblog this again…

Oh

(Source: yodiscrepo)

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alivechihiro:

chumpersonable:

wulfriciceberg:

if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal

attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn

remember to rate the child, comment the child, and subscribe if you want to see more children like this one. see ya

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penguinfringedabyss:

bramblepatch:

"leave room for Jesus" has got to be the creepiest worst thought out bit of dance chaperone "wisdom" ever

"no kids don’t grind on each other grind on our Lord and Savior instead

#are you kidding the weird eroticism directed at/diverted towards jesus is the best part of christianity

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nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

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piebeatscake:

christopher-whitelaw:

sittingonalog:

… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody

u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…

30012 years a slave is really starting to get old.

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monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

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