My English teacher, a longbow, and a lifetime supply of maple cinnamon bagels with light cream cheese.
Relatively fucked, I’d say.
Bolton, a sniper rifle and rice broccoli casserole
hmmm
Rachel, an oversized magical arrow-firing glove, and chicken quesadillas. Well other than the fact that Rachel’s on Guam and Chicken Quesadillas are really only good for protein and calcium I like to think that I’m pretty well prepared, as long as I can find something to replenish my mana.
Galen, cheap as fuck instant ramen noodles, and a pair of hideous nightmare blades growing directly out of my arms.
I guess I’ll be fine until I die of extreme sodium over-intake.
(Source: victran)
